Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I need

I really need* a genie in a lamp or fairy god parents.

Friday, July 24, 2009

No title

No cookies for you.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Eugene saved my life

Theedgar976 (8:27:14 PM): brb shower u still gonna be on when i come back?
SuperS0NG (8:27:21 PM): yeah probably
Theedgar976 (8:27:25 PM): k brb
SuperS0NG (8:27:28 PM): dont drown
Theedgar976 (8:27:33 PM): nah i wont
Theedgar976 (9:01:21 PM): Dude I have an epic story to tell you
SuperS0NG (9:01:27 PM): alright
Theedgar976 (9:01:31 PM): it's how I almost drowned
Theedgar976 (9:01:36 PM): DONT INTERRUPT!
SuperS0NG (9:01:40 PM): ok
Theedgar976 (9:01:55 PM): I SAID DONT INTERRUPT

Theedgar976 (9:01:57 PM): anyways
Theedgar976 (9:02:31 PM): I was putting shampoo on my hair when all of a sudden one of the rubber duckies on top of the glass doors fell and started attacking me
Theedgar976 (9:02:38 PM): it was the one with the vampire costume
Theedgar976 (9:02:44 PM): it was trying to suck my blood
Theedgar976 (9:03:04 PM): so i swung at it but missed and hit the water tap so more water kept coming
Theedgar976 (9:03:31 PM): it kept trying to attack me so i got a sponge and started hitting at it
Theedgar976 (9:04:04 PM): when i finally got it, it shrank and went down the drain
Theedgar976 (9:04:20 PM): I also dropped the sponge and it fell on the drain so no water could leave
Theedgar976 (9:04:46 PM): when i was about to pick it up another of the rubber duckies jumped onto my hair and started yanking it
Theedgar976 (9:04:50 PM): it was the mummy one
Theedgar976 (9:05:24 PM): this time i was really annoyed so i just took the shower head from the handle and aimed it at my head
Theedgar976 (9:05:40 PM): the duckie wouldnt fall off no matter how much water hit it
Theedgar976 (9:06:02 PM): and while all this was happening the water level in the tub was rising quickly
Theedgar976 (9:06:22 PM): so i tried to leave the tub but the other two rubber duckies were holdng the doors shut
Theedgar976 (9:06:30 PM): This is when I started to panic
Theedgar976 (9:06:52 PM): so grabbed the shampoo and put all of it on my head to make my hair slippery
Theedgar976 (9:07:06 PM): even after that the duckie was still holding on
Theedgar976 (9:07:10 PM): I was like wth
Theedgar976 (9:07:29 PM): so i changed the water to cold water and sprayed it at the duckie
Theedgar976 (9:07:37 PM): it fell off but i was freezing
Theedgar976 (9:07:59 PM): when the water was up to my chin I was rushing to think of how not to drown
Theedgar976 (9:08:18 PM): then I remembered you told me not to drown so that gave me determenation to get out of there
Theedgar976 (9:08:29 PM): I glanced around quickly
Theedgar976 (9:08:33 PM): looking for options
Theedgar976 (9:08:46 PM): when all of a sudden i thought
Theedgar976 (9:08:54 PM): why not just shut off the water
Theedgar976 (9:09:17 PM): so i reached for the tap and surpisingly the duckies didnt do anything to stop me
Theedgar976 (9:09:32 PM): the water stopped just as it passed my upper lip
Theedgar976 (9:09:55 PM): then i swam to the sponge and took it off
Theedgar976 (9:10:05 PM): the water quickly rushed through the drain
Theedgar976 (9:11:00 PM): after all the water was done draining i managed to open the doors and i grabbed the other two costumed duckies, the witch and frankenstein, and I flushed them down the toilet
Theedgar976 (9:11:28 PM): their screams were so unbearable i had a ringing in my ear after they were gone
Theedgar976 (9:12:15 PM): so after all that happened i looked up for any more duckies and there i see the original rubber duckie just staring at me
Theedgar976 (9:12:40 PM): i was wondering why it didnt help me but i didnt bother asking
Theedgar976 (9:13:06 PM): i just went back in the tub and used the remainder of shampoo and soap to shower
Theedgar976 (9:13:44 PM): when i was done it was like i just took an ordinary shower and i looked to where the original rubber duckie was and it wasnt there
Theedgar976 (9:13:55 PM): i just got dressed and left the bathroom
Theedgar976 (9:14:09 PM): it was an epic adventure and it thought me a lesson
Theedgar976 (9:14:27 PM): determination can change circumstances really easily
Theedgar976 (9:14:32 PM): so thank you
SuperS0NG (9:14:47 PM): wow
SuperS0NG (9:14:50 PM): so epic
SuperS0NG (9:14:55 PM): that was freaking crazy man
SuperS0NG (9:14:58 PM): FREAKING AWESOME
Theedgar976 (9:15:04 PM): thanks again
SuperS0NG (9:15:05 PM): Hi-Five man
Theedgar976 (9:15:16 PM): yeah! *hi-five*
SuperS0NG (9:15:20 PM): *hi-five*
SuperS0NG (9:15:39 PM): man i gotta go now
Theedgar976 (9:15:46 PM): awww ;(
SuperS0NG (9:15:51 PM): yeah :[
Theedgar976 (9:15:52 PM): :(*
Theedgar976 (9:16:03 PM): at least you got to hear my epic story anyway c u 2moro
Theedgar976 (9:16:05 PM): bring shorts
SuperS0NG (9:16:20 PM): yeah
Theedgar976 (9:16:42 PM): oh yeah this is going in my blogspot
SuperS0NG (9:16:50 PM): awesome